Fuck Yeah Dick Valentine!

The Dick outdoors

Dick Valentine in the Pantsless Jimmy Carter days.

Dick Valentine + Capes

Old School Dick. 


Dick Valentine on ‘Red Eye’


Fall On Your Sword feat. Dick Valentine - Last Christmas [WHAM! cover]

I don’t do Christmas, but this makes me want to break into a roller disco on December the 25th and skate around drunk.

I’ll see you all there.


The Dick Valentine Band - Point Of Entry, Back To The Yard With Drac, Detroit Sandwich

Dick Valentine got together with 3 members of Mighty Tiny and did only ONE show playing all the Bite Me songs live.


Dick Valentine is pleased to announce his next two American solo acoustic shows:

Sept. 2 in Kalamazoo, MI at Louie’s Trophy House and Grill. He’s never played in Kalamazoo before so this is an honor. This is a fucking honor.
Sept. 3 in Chicago, IL at the Double Door in Chicago, IL. Apparently the venue has turned the basement into a smaller venue for just such an acoustic event. And Scott Lucas from Local H will be on the bill that night performing an acoustic set as well. Should be a stone groove.
Two more opportunities to buy his latest solo acoustic CD “Halloween Fingers” directly from him