Fuck Yeah Dick Valentine!

dirtyconsuela:

A song about me

Buy it here or here

Just buy the goddamn album you random piece of shit! Do it now, asshole!!!!
Dick Valentine (via dormitorygirl)
dance-epidemic:

This man is a hero.

dance-epidemic:

This man is a hero.

Why fuck where you shit…when you can shit where you fuck.
Dick Valentine 2013 (via djkalteraphine)
If you don’t love Dick Valentine’s facebook, get out of my face.
The Dirty Shame - Surgery
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djkalteraphine:

You opened up my heart before you scrubbed and disinfected 
You read me my last rights before the tumour was detected 
You have broken every doctor / patient confidence and handled me 
With incompetence 
This operation takes a very, very steady hand

I attended my classes 
I read all my books 
But nothing prepared me 
For this nurse’s looks 
I get weak in the knees 
When I’m told to disrobe 
Anticipating the probe

Counting backwards 
I am getting sleepy 
Drowning in your anaesthesia 
Strapped to the gurney 
And prepped for the cut 
I’m too young to die 
So wake me up 
When this surgery is done 
And you make surgery more fun 
And if I wake up screaming and pleading for love 
Give me the gas and touch me with your rubber gloves 
Touch me with your rubber gloves

dormitorygirl:

Official Video for Andy D’s original song “He’s a Freak” featuring Dick Valentine of Electric Six, from the album WarCries out now on Rad Summer.

It’s Showtime!

She wanted a meal, she smothered me in honey. I was dressed like a clown so I tasted funny
Dick Valentine in The Shrinking Planet (via dormitorygirl)